Uncivil Manifesto

 

Welcome to Uncivil Truth—Where Bullshit Goes to Get Cremated

Let’s skip the pleasantries: we’re not here to hold your hand, wipe your tears, or coddle your delicate sensibilities. If that’s what you’re looking for, there’s a Buzzfeed quiz waiting for you somewhere about which cheese matches your personality.

This is Uncivil Truth, where the gloves are off, the filter’s broken, and we’re coming at you raw—like a gas station sushi platter but somehow more dangerous. The world is drowning in its own crap, and we’re not bringing life rafts; we’re tossing anvils.

The Rules? There Are No Rules

Truth Hurts—And That’s Why We Like It

The truth isn’t here to give you a warm hug or pat you on the back. It’s here to slap you across the face, steal your wallet, and leave you questioning everything. Sound brutal? Good. That’s why it works.

Politeness Is for People Who Say ‘Moist’ Unironically

Being civil has become code for “shut up and smile while the world burns.” Not here. We’re here to pour kerosene on the fire, light a cigarette, and watch the flames. If you’re offended, congratulations—you’re paying attention.

Everyone’s Selling You Crap

The media? Hyped-up nonsense. Politicians? Snake oil salesmen. Influencers? They’ll sell you a “detox tea” and laugh while you crap your pants. The world’s full of grifters, and we’re here to call them out, loud and uncomfortably clear.

Real Talk, Unfiltered

We don’t have all the answers. Hell, we don’t even know the right questions half the time. But we do know this: we’re not here to kiss ass, and we sure as hell aren’t here to apologize.

This Is Your Reality Check

This isn’t a safe space, a happy place, or a participation trophy parade. This is where sacred cows get slaughtered, and the only thing that’s off-limits is boring you. If that makes you squirm, great. If it makes you laugh, even better.

So, buckle up, buttercup. Uncivil Truth is back, and we’re bringing the hammer down. If you can’t handle it, there’s the door. But if you’re ready to watch the world burn with a stiff drink in one hand and a middle finger in the other, you’re in the right place.

Welcome to the chaos. Let’s get weird.

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