Customer Disservice: A Tribute to Retail Workers and the Assholes Who Torment Them
L et’s get one thing straight: retail workers are the real MVPs of modern society. They’re the ones keeping the wheels of commerce turning while enduring an endless parade of humanity’s worst offenders. And during the holiday season? The assholery hits an all-time high. From entitled jerks to full-blown psychopaths, the retail floor becomes a war zone, with workers facing an onslaught of coupon clingers, fitting room squatters, and loudmouth Karens. The holidays bring out the worst in people. That festive cheer you hear? It’s a facade, masking the rage of shoppers fighting over the last half-off air fryer. And the poor souls working retail? They’re stuck in the trenches, dodging tantrums, sweat monsters, and the occasional Bathroom Bandit. We haven’t even scratched the surface. There’s probably an entire book that could be written on the topic, but for now, let’s break down some of the worst offenders in this season of “joy.” The "Too Good for Hello" Assholes You know the t...